Quote from the affable TV Alf
John Davidson (Hollywood Squares): "What do you get if you cross a cow
and a buffalo?"
ALF: "Utter chaos! What do you get if you cross a donkey and a game
John Davidson: "What?"
ALF: "A smarter game show host."
About the "Luckmeister" Well..........
I think the "Luckmeister"
to whom Alf refers is the Tanner Family cat....Lucky.
Of course it could be
Luciano of the Cosa Nostra...but he died before Alf appeared on TV.
Hey, is this guy related to the
What's the Big Cat of Cornell? It's a Bear
not a cat, but it is big!
It's called the Big Red Machine .... That's what Indiana University is
IU doesn't have a Mascot ... they are just the Hoosiers.
You know what Hoosier means ....
Some people say it's a contraction of "who is here?" or "who is
Here's another possibility ....
You see, Indiana could be called the largest orphanage in the world.
Kids just kind of find their way to Indiana ....
When they'd stop and ask for directions to
the guy at the hardware would ask them, "Who's
90% of the kids would say, Idoknow.
Authorities in Indiana have yet to find a man
named Ido Know,
but he certainly is prolific, whoever he is!
As for Riverside, it
was a great amusement park.
The two big rides .... one was the Flash .... the one above was the
All of this under the watchful eye of the Naval Armory ....it's just
across the street on the White River!
Perhaps Mr. Ido Know might be James A. Allison or Howard Robard Hughes,
Sr. / a/k/a/ Stuart Kramer III.
Allison certainly had a lot of kids in one of his houses .... house #3
James A. Allison, School #3, on 22nd Street .... my school .... one of
I went to school #1 and #3
back to the Tanner Family Cat!
Of course the "Luckmeister" might be one of those Casino Guys!
You know....Monte Carlo, Atlantic City, Vegas
Who do you think the "Luckmeister" is!?!
Time for a commercial
break and an Alf Story!
written by Ms. Bobijean Cesnik-Neher 22 February 2010
came in from a night of tree climbing with a strange looking object.
looked up at Mr. Tanner and asked ....
you think it is?
"Well Lucky, I'm not sure ....
Maybe it is Mr. Luciano's writing pen."
Lucky said, "Well, that's
possible. I know it's not a Perfection Pen."
"What's a Perfecton Pen .... the
place where they cage the perfect people?"
No, there was a talking head in the
he said his name was Allison ....
he used to manufacture Perfection Pens ...
He said he'd never seen a pen that looked like this .... and no red ink
in his day.
Mr, Tanner looked at the object again and said,
"You know Lucky, it might be the tip of a
Lucky replied, "Well it could be,
but what did they use it for, to drill for blood?"
About that time the front door opened all by itself
and a headless man walked in carrying his head.
Mr. Tanner fainted, but it didn't bother Lucky ... he knew who it was,
"Mr. Crane, how are you, I see you
finally found your head?
"Yes I finally found it .... I had to look all over the world for
Lucky showed Mr. Crane the object he found in the yard,
and Mr. Crane knew immediately what it was ...
"Oh, that's the
final draft of the roller bit drill."
"Mr. Crane .... why's
it all red?"
"Lucky .... a lot of people died trying to raise that drill bit,
that's why it's made of diamonds."
Lucky swished his tail a few
times, "You know, I read a book
once by a woman named Vanderbilt ....
she said they nearly went broke raising horses!
Maybe this is an abstract painting of Ms. Vanderbilt's bank account!
About that time a little girl
walked in just crying her heart out,
carrying an odd looking object in
Lucky screamed, Ahhhhh,
then passed out on the floor next
to Mr. Tanner.
Lucky, Lucky, wake up ..... I
can't find my kitty cat!
At least not all of her! She lost her head.
Mr. Crane handed the child a
handkerchief and said,
"I know how it feels not to have a head, it's very difficult to
The little girl looked at the man
"I'm not supposed to
talk to strangers, what's your name."
"My name is Howard Hughes .... you look like a little girl I once
She looked up at the Mr. Hughes and said,
"My name's Bobbit .... I'm from Indiana .... can you fix my kitty cat?"
Mr. Hughes kneeled next to the
little girl .... and a few tears fell from his head ...
"No, there's nothing I can do to bring back the dead ....
but I might be able to get you another kitty cat .... if you could help
me with my head?
"Okay .... let me see what I can do ...."
laid the kitty cat on the floor next to Alf,
who'd been napping all this time;
she turned around one time, clapped her hands
three times and said,
"Inka, Binka, Booong!"
Mr. Hughes raised his hands to his neck and said,
"Hmmmm, that seems to have worked ....
my head is back on my
Now I can fly up and down and all around ... I can fly all over the
Mr. Tanner was finally waking up and so was Alf
.... Alf looked at the object beside him, then screamed
"Ahhhh, what happened to Lucky?"
"Don't worry, it's not Lucky, it's my kitty
cat that lost her head ....
Lucky is on the other side of Mr. Tanner,
Lucky is asleep too!
Lucky was coming back to life ....
you're finally awake .... I'm so glad you're awake.
You just won't believe what's happened tonight."
Mr. Tanner was starting to wake ...
himself to a sitting position on the floor ...
Alf said in a stern tone,
"Look Lucky if you're going to talk, please use words ... I don't
"Alf, I did not meow ... maybe Mr. Tanner
About that time the headless object ....
the furry one next to Alf ... raised itself to its feet!
The room was silent for a few moments ....
Grroooww .... Grroooww
The little girl looked at Mr.
Hughes and asked,
"Is that your
Grroooww .... Grroooww
Mr. Hughes looked up
at the door just in time to see a
giant cat walking through the door, a
Siberian Tiger ...
The little girl clapped her hands ....
"Oh goodie, my new kitty
Mr. Tanner spoke his
last words for the evening ....
"I can't take any more of this"
... then passed out on
the floor again!
Mr. Hughes raised his cell phone watch to his mouth and called a number
in Detroit ....
Excerpt from Summer Arts Graphis, Green
"Row Dion ... row ....
kitten is now a Big Cat ..... and she knows how to growl!
.... The cat's name, I don't know what the cat's name is ....
check with the little girl to see if she's named it yet ... Sweetie,
what are you going to name your cat?"
was thinking about Ella or maybe Effie .... of course I could name it
Bobijean, after me."
"I thought you said your name
"Oh, that's just my nickname .... not my real name, my real name is
Mr. Hughes .... I
thought you said that was a Siberian Tiger ... they are white not
"Yes Bobbit, you're right,
but this one has been basking on the beach in
so it has changed colors."
"Oh, I see Mr. Hughes, you mean it got a
"Yes my dear, the big cat got a suntan."
at Alf and commented,
"Now the Tanner family has two cats! What do you think the big
The room was silent .... Alf looked around
at all the startled eyes.
"Undoubtedly .... whatever it
An angel .... maybe I am .... I've certainly come close to death a
number of times!
a lot of talent in the Hughes family .... City of Angels is an excellent
but I haven't finished reading it yet!
This page is not about an Alien Life Form, but now that I
have your attention, please take a look at my ALF page!
MORE ABOUT THE BEATLES
Some are Off and Running....
August 19, 1964
Beatle's first appearance in the United States in San Francisco at the
Some come to a dead stop....
August 19, 1975, Mark
Donohue dies of injuries suffered in a crash during practice at an
Austrian Race Track.
He crashed on August 17, 1975, his injuries
appeared slight, but 3 days later he died of a brain injuries!
won the Indianapolis 500 in 1972.
John Lennon lived in the Dakota
Building at 72nd and Central!
The Night Lennon Was Shot
When Lennon signed the "Double Fantasy" Album for Mark David
Lennon borrowed Chapman's Bic pen which Chapman purchased
he was in New York City when he bought a copy of the book "Catcher In
For Lennon's signature ... actually Lenne's signature, click
Alf Bic knell
When Chapman allegedly shot Lennon, Chapman kneeled!
I wonder, did the NYPD find Lennon's fingerprints on the
album and pen?
It is reported on
Morbid-Curiosity that the Lennon Limo did not show up when John and Yoko left
for the studio.
They rode with the RKO crew in the RKO limo.
" At 5:00pm John and Yoko left with the
RKO crew and accepted a ride with them since their car had not yet
arrived. A bespectacled chubby young man, held out one of Lennonís
record albums and asked him to autograph it. John accommodated the young
man and quickly signed it. Amateur photographer, Paul Goresh (another
fan who had sneaked into Johnís bedroom the previous year) snapped the
picture of the event."
the limo ride home is generic, not specific!
scenario have a touch of "Final
Countdown" to it?
Was Mr. Tideman in the limo? "Final
Countdown" was released August 1, 1980.
Who was driving?
John Lennon traveled to Bermuda on his yacht
the Isis July 1980.
This new site I found lists another boat name.
How many John
Lennon's were there?
He rented a home from Rolf Luthie and hired
Bermudian drummer Andy Newmark.
He returned to New York and in August
1980 began recording "Double Fantasy."
What's it all about Alfie!
It used to be a penny for your thoughts .... now it's a nickel for your
You know, inflation!
Atlanta ... the city in
which Chapman got the 5 hollow point bullets!
Atlanta ... The area of
Beechwood Music Corp, EMI, run my Mike Jackson
(Mike Jackson, also a male with whom I was briefly acquainted.
In September/ October 1986 or 1987
he reportedly killed his Probation Officer,
then traveled through Illinois to Missouri
and killed 2 or 3 more people.
He reportedly died of a self-inflicted
gunshot wound in a barn in Wright City, Missouri.
Mike did not look exactly
like Lennon, but some similar characteristics.)
I wonder if John got to
meet the Sail Boat Skipper. I was in Bermuda just 3 years before Lennon
This is the Skipper (man in blue shirt), but I'm not the girl at the wheel.
Notice the letters of
the Sail Number --- AL .... where's the F?
This is me .... and it was a great voyage, just a half-day cruise.
Here's some of the
people on the boat with me .... I don't know any of them.
They seemed to know
I wonder, do I look
like one of those preppies from Columbia or one of those staggering
angels in Chicago?
I've never been to
Columbia and I don't stagger .... drunks stager,
and if your race car
is set-up properly for a high-banked oval, the tires must be staggered!
It will help keep you
out of the wall!
I saw a man in Ozark,
AR, October 6, 2006 .... he looks a little like the Mike Jackson I knew.
I don't know who this
Phantom V name of a Beatles' Limo.
March 1974 - Atlanta the city in which bombs exploded!
July 1996 - Atlanta the bombing at Olympic Park!
The Olympics a Greek Celebration of physical strength!
What's it all about Alfie!?!?
Mark David Chapman the man who allegedly shot Lennon
Jim Chapman the journalist of auto racing
John Chapman the man who sowed the apple seed
Apple, a Beatles' record label!
I wonder, how
many Chapman's are there in the world.
In closing ...
never seen a Beatles' concert.
I've never met the Beatles.
I've never been to New York!
people are drawn into circumstances they do not plan on being a part of.
It is not fair to blame or punish the unknowing guest for the
Life is a precious commodity.
The grower, determines the fate of what grows, not the seeder.
Just like Johnny Apple Seed .... he could only spread the seeds,
he could not determine which ones would grow,
there was no way he could determine the fate of every apple.
So it is
with life, or so it should be.
Anything beyond that exceeds the limits of the spreader's authority!
gem of wisdom:
Don't judge on appearance .... don't assume .... doing so may lead to wrong conclusions.
Life is a
precious commodity ... don't waste it!
Answer to my "Luckmeister" question
Go back to the top of this page.
Where's the Limo ? .....
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